Dear Mr. Rhymes,
I am writing to request that you please send me the $200 that you owe me for the recording session that I played on for your new album, Back On My B.S. Now I realize that you are a busy man, and that you might have forgotten to send it to me because you were dealing with all the details of your albums release (congratulations by the way) and for that reason I have waited patiently, thinking that it might come in the mail any day now. The album is out now and I’ve still received nothing. Now I know I only recorded like 40 seconds of music, and it was completely stolen from Beethoven, and that you can really only hear me play on the very last chord because of all the midi strings in the mix, but I did come record it for you, and I did show up at 11:00 p.m. for the session, and I then waited for another hour and a half while you were still finishing up recording the choir. All and all, I think I probably deserve the money. It is my hope that you might manage to send a check out before you leave on tour. It would be nice if you sent me a copy of the album too, but I know you might not have enough of them to give to everyone that played on it so I understand if that’s asking too much. Perhaps you’ve sent it all ready and the check is in the mail as I write this (and if that’s the case, sorry and please disregard this letter). Please don’t hesitate to contact me if you have any questions. I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerly,
Andrew Tholl
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